oh well.  been awhile since i made a post i was terribly pleased with.  crap juice has been totally drained and now my blog has somehow been reduced to a constant (sometimes not so constant) update of my life.

not that those who blog about their life like "today i went to macs to have bfast. then i went to school. math was damn sian. then had chem, also very sian.  then i go home, never study, never bathe, never wash hair, never brush teeth and go to sleep" are boring people but hey, to each his own.  or well, as we learnt from GP today, to each personkind the person's own, cause apparently "his" is not politically correct cause it's gender bias.

speaking of which does it mean that we can't use "her"?  i mean feminists keep trying to use "her" instead of "his" right?  so "Man" (a la the general term) should in fact be "woMan"?  wouldn't that also be gender biased?  then we would have like the opposite of feminists.  like malists, which sounds totally like an acid man.  i mean seriously, we're trying to eradicate gender bias?  so there will be no "man" but there can be "woman".  so it'll be like 1984.  women will be called, well, women and men will be called "opposite of woman"?  that's seriously quite lame man, don't those people have better things to do?  if we have these terms i will totally die while writing essays.

speaking of essays, i think about the impending doom which is somehow coincidentally called "GP results".  my school has somehow managed to do exceptionally crappy for this GP paper.  basically there were classes where every single person failed.  yes, EVERY SINGLE PERSON.  i'm not talking about getting an S, cause and S is really a pass.  technically it's a "subpass" which means you failed, but we don't want to hurt the fragile egos of everybody in Singapore right? saying a person "failed" is apparently too harsh so we must protect the kids in Singapore from all hardship in the form of abominations such as "exams", "grades" and "bad canteen food" (damn i really want Subway in my school!!!)

yeah anyway apparently a lot of people died.  for GP i mean.  basically i hope i'm not one of them, but considering how Mr Wiki supposedly screwed up his GP paper (according to my teacher), i am, along with the whole class, essentially screwed.  not that it really matters to me of course.  there are better things to worry about than GP grades, like...  hmmm...  crap actually GP grades are rather important.  sure yeah, it's my best paper (or at least i like to think so), but not now!

so yeah, i realised that the post which was supposed to be an update of my life has been rather, hmm, unupdatish.  this, in my dictionary is exceptional. aka, a somehow unintentionally coherent piece of work as seen above.  this para is not included cause this is practically the worse conclusion i've written in my life, other than that time i had no time to write my conclusion in my history paper.

if you're wondering, the conclusion was only two words.

"in conclusion...", then the teacher said times up.

and i wonder why i keep digressing

okiebye