1,000,000 for Mas Selamat's capture.
wait did they say for his capture or for information leading to his capture? cause seriously, if they said for his capture, then i'm not going to bother about it.
but for information leading to his capture?
i'm going to be looking out for short, limping, fat Malay guys and stare at their face to claim the ultimate prize of 1 million dollars.
and that just sounded like a freaking game show. in fact it could be a game show.
imagine the infinite possibilities. "Look out for Mas Selamat". or maybe you can call it "Catch Mas Selamat and win!"
seriously, my naming skills fail. as in i cannot name stuff for nuts. back to the livejournal thing. i need help naming my lj if i do create one. i seriously cannot name stuff.
sucks to be my future son/daughter
i mean. let's paint this scenario. which is true by the way, so maybe i can't call it a scenario. but who gives a shit.
my sister plays The Sims 2. she is obsessed about it. and sadly, i have to admit that i have at times, out of curiosity tried the game. i know that i might get stoned for this, but yes, i have tried it. and apparently you have to name your characters.
like seriously. why in the world do we name the characters? i can't name them for nuts. the guy is always called Bryan. and if i create more than one, then that would be a problem. i am always seen stuck at the "Create a Sim" option trying to figure out a good name for the Sim.
and its a good thing that the creators of the game had the foresight to create what i now call the most useful invention that the creators of the game had ever come up with.
A Random Name Generator.
i always click on the random name generator for, well, name generations. not that it actually matters, cause my game has never lasted beyond 3 hours cause i always find that there's no point playing the game. which i make quite clear to my sister at times.
i really cannot name stuff. i mean, if i go by the Sims way of doing stuff, my son could be named Bryan. and i'll have to use C++ to create some random name generation device if i have a daughter.
totally not cool.
and what's the point of saying all this?
i have no idea.
posted @ 7:53 PM |