damn.
got whacked by math and chem results today
i did better than expected for chem, avoiding the seemingly inevitable single digit grade that would have rewrote chemistry history in my school. i got 11.5 out of 30. not a nice score, but well, it's a long road in the learning journey. and i got 16/40 for math.
wheee. how exhilarating.
that means more U's to add to my already ginormous collection.
in case you don't know, a U grade is the most ridiculous grade that would raise lots of contentions. it generally means "Ungraded". but if it is ungraded, then it means i can just flunk all my A level exams, get all Ungraded, and get 0 for my aggregate! a national record!
but of course, nooooooooooo. that's not the case. "Ungraded" is yet another ingenious term coined up by the makers of an assortment of ridiculous phrases, whom i shall not name. basically, the MOE.... shit did i just name them? damn.
anyway Ungraded, or as we simply call it "The grade we all don't wanna get", or in simpler terms "shitty grades" or in even simpler terms, "U" is the very definition of another english phrase that has been long ununderstandable.
oxymoron.
contrary to popular belief, "oxymoron" is not a moron who breathes in oxygen, which in a way refers to about 70% of the total world's population. "oxymoron" basically means two contradictory terms. such as "So foul and fair a day i have not seen" as seen in MacBeth.
the above paragraph was for all you ignorant morons breathing in oxygen who do not know the term "oxymoron"... you oxymorons.
anyway. back to the main topic. wait since when have i ever had a main topic? anyway yes. how in the world can you get an ungraded grade? see the oxymoronic nature of that sentence. or rather that phrase. an ungraded grade. who in the world thinks of such stupid terms?
the answer was kinda above. starts with M, ends with E, has three letters, and is an abbreviation for something else that has three words
anyway. i just got back from bowling. yes the glorious sport of murdering 10 pins with a ball that has enough weight to crush whoever's unfortunate foot it falls on.
or in some cases, murdering the gutter with a ball that has enough weight to crush whoever's unfortunate foot it falls on.
and unfortunately, i fall into the second category. no i don't drop the ball on my foot. yet. i just hit gutters. a lot.
but of course i had a great enlightenment today like after countless of training sessions and i kinda know more about bowling. won't say i can bowl well, in case some people choose to read between the lines and say i'm bragging about my proness, which so far is sadly non-existent.
yeah. maybe i can get better in my bowling.
anyway. i really should rush off. history test and history tutorial due tomorrow.
after tomorrow, it'll all be history.
it's a pun, all you oxymorons.
*to preserve my image, i assert that all wrong usages of the word "oxymoron" were entirely done on purpose to try to add a tinge of humor in my post. no one, i repeat, no one, should think that i really actually think that "oxymoron" is a moron who breathes in oxygen"*
posted @ 7:37 PM |