ahhh...
see what happens when you allow an extremely, positively dangerous man go to the toilet alone? he escapes! a great big gigantic enormous humongous ginormous dent in our nation's pride and prestige. and to think this just came after we won the Youth Olympics Bid. good job people, good job.
well yeah, now we go around Singapore, and it's like "The Number 23". except instead of Jim Carrey seeing the number 23 all the time, we are now seeing his pictures all over Singapore all the time. it's like totally everywhere man. in the bus, in the MRT station, in the MRT train, at bus stops, under my condo, in the toilet. it's this man perpetually staring at you wherever you go. creepy. worse than that stupid Mona Lisa painting that stares at you. bleah.
ahhh well. i trust that the Singapore government would have the ability to catch that fool. they always get what they want anyway.
ok i so totally can't find any Confucius joke that has to do with that JI idiot so i got some random joke that has totally no link to the guy other than the oriental part.
wait oriental is Asian right?
Confucius Says, If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
and you won't believe the amount of crap you find when you type "Confucius Says jokes" on Google.
like 80% of the jokes are sex related.
that Chinese chee ko pek
posted @ 9:52 PM |