Confucius say America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
indeed. for once, a saying that truly makes sense. all those mindless idiots who pay exorbitant prices for a plate of fried rice. like the chinese fella in America who says "fried lice! fried lice! only 12 dollars a plate! very tasty! fried lice!" and of course the foolish American who does not know the true value of fried rice, would be happy to fork out 12 dollars for a plate of rice that spent 5 minutes in the wok.
that's till they come to Singapore and realise that fried rice probably costs 4 times less.
but of course one cannot compare what goes on in the red haired nation and what goes on in our glorious land. after all, the currency has huge differences! but of course with all that crisis going on, they may soon be in trouble..
however, when solving problems, one has to not only look at future problems, but he also has to remember not to neglect the problems that one face now. and that brings me to my next point. that stupid JI guy who broke out of prison. ah of course. lots of people to blame. after all, the "Blame Game" was rated the number one game of the century. or was it the millenium. whatever. i digress. anyway, the number one on the blame list is Wentworth Miller, that (undoubtedly) cute guy from "Prison Break". all that inspiration from the show, glorifying the glorious art of escaping from a Prison. and of course it is much harder to escape from a Singapore prison because we obviously have better technology, guards, guns, and of course our famed CCTV CAMERAS!
how did he actually escape? i have no idea.
but one things for sure! he's loose! he's near ACS Barker! damn. why can't he be near RI. terrorise those ang moh pieces of.... uhhhh. future leaders. yes of course. those Ang Moh educated pieces of future leaders. oh our glorious future leaders.
anyway. we need to deal with this pertinent issue hastily, with high levels of precision. no. not a sniper bullet! i have better ways!
1) blow up the area affected!
2) a sniper bullet (when we actually find the fool)
3) cut down (although the correct geographical term is "fell"; my geog teacher will massacre me) all trees in the area so he has no place to run, no place to hide!
these are merely suggestions. do not take any of them seriously. i am seriously troubled by this extremely troubling matter that would obviously trouble the already troubled nation that has always been troubled with the many troubling matters of our already troubled heart. one such troubling case would be the troubling projects that many of us troubled students and our troubled souls have to deal with each troubling day.
how troubling
of course my presentation is tomorrow, and like any sane student should feel, he or she, should feel troubled.
ah heck.
all the Arsenal fans are even more troubled. yes, yes old news. Eduardo da Silva broke his leg so bad that the people in charge of the propaganda box, i mean the TV, actually didn't dare to show the replay. it could probably be like a cinema, an extra avenue for those bloodsuckers to earn money.
7 bucks to see Eduardo break his leg! NC-16!
and of course like any other film, it would end up on Youtube!tm waiting for people to view for free.
talk about IP. that's intellectual property by the way, not the programme that causes you to depend on your A levels totally or your highest attained level would be PSLE, which is not glamorous at all
and judging at the rate i'm going, i may actually be going down that road.
so what the hell am i doing blogging about crap?
huh...
posted @ 7:23 PM |