there is this certain blog that i would really recommend reading. my friend's blog actually. 2 posts but really hilarious, with superb english.
http://www.aasaw.blogspot.com/
it truly is, well, a gem. a masterpiece. one of the best literary, errr, text that i have read so far.
check it out. trust me it's good.
i'll give an excerpt
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There are some words or terminology that are, how should Aasaw put it, inherently 鸟。Sterling examples include the ever erudite descriptions of what we might call the corpulent hemispheres... of DEATH, or in simpler terms, posterior of great unholiness, or in even simpler terms, Arse of Damnation. Or we might simpler refer to such abundant body parts as a Gift of God, the bounty from his harvest high up in heaven, displayed prominently on this fine land in all its rotund glory...
But enough of that for the moment. Such scintillating analogies deserve a whole anecdote of its own. It'll be a spicy one when the time comes, trust me.
Other niao words might encompass seemingly innocuous terms or phrases such as died, 'for glory!', RODS OF GOD, 耗，到，infidel, splatter, filth, or even the French suffix le. They don't sound amusing now, but when spoken in the right context with the right tone of voice, induce hilarity unbecoming of gentleman. Which 99% of us aren't, so the point is moot.
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