you know life is a nice thing. and in the sixteen and eight days of my life, i have learnt lots of things about life which i think you should know about too.
1) Never ever ever talk rot about gahmen. confirm kena hantam. (this is damn important)
2) Don't put your school name on your blog in case you scold teacher and kena found out.
3) Don't play pool unless you're 16 like me.
4) Trilogies mostly suck. Especially the 3rd movie.
5) The grass is never greener on the other side. When you're queuing up for food and see that the next queue seems shorter and you go over to that queue, your previous queue will suddenly seem so fast and the queue you just jumped to will slow down like hell.
6) Don't bother horning when in a traffic jam. It doesn't make the cars go faster. Only makes your petrol go down faster.
7) Learn to sleep with your eyes open. It's a vital skill in chemistry lesson.
8) mrbrown's name is not mrbrown
9) and mr miyagi is not a Japanese.
10) NC-16 movies probably are violent and contain vulgarities. Probably.
11) Transformers is illogical. How can small cars suddenly turn into gigantic robots?
12) If you want to be pro at permutation and combinations, ask someone who buys 4D to teach you
13) Piracy is stealing. Right.
14) Hillsong church is not on hill.
15) and Planetshakers are not responsible for earthquakes
16) North Korea is in the North
17) A social dogma is not the mother of a dog in society
18) Macbeth is not related to MacDonalds in any way
19) Vulgarities are unacceptable.
20) A hi-hat is not a hat that is too high
21) Tom-tom is a funny name
22) and the snare does not ensnare people
23) Vodka is not something you should drink by the bottle
24) Champagne is just weak
25) It's hard enough to have 100+ friends on Friendster. i don't know how ange has 300+
26) Life is like water. Three states. Fetus, Human, Corpse. and all three exist at the same time, just different molecules people
27) Life is ironic. You live to die someday
28) And no, Linkin Park is not a park in London or Scotland or Zimbabwe
29) The drum is the greatest instrument ever invented
30) Come the next election, i will still not be able to vote. miss by one year.
31) Hokkien is the most vulgar spoken tongue. Russian is the next.
32) Don't buy food in China. machiam fake one
33) Never ask for pork at RK house.
34) The Earth is dying, and mana potion won't help it regen
35) Live Earth just wasted more resources in one day than in a month
36) I don't believe in speaking in tongue, but i believe in speaking with tongue
37) Mee Siam does not have any "ham"
38) Some "lor mai kai" got no "kai" inside one.
39) Don't write email to officer to complain about someone who geng and forward the letter to everyone ranging from you *ahem* father to the karang guni.
40) Never take KI. if you take, you are Krazy Idiot (KI).
41) Comedy is mostly funny. Unless the gahmen decides it's not funny.
42) Referring to 41, if gahmen say not funny, then most likely its not just comedy, it's satire
43) Referring to 42, satire is not the brother of retire
44) mrbrown does extremely good satires.
45) Birthdays means you're one year closer to death
k lah that was random.. but i would like to emphasise the 1st point. don't say i never warn you.
posted @ 8:11 PM |