ok Ben i'll cut down on the spaces. happy? sheesh
i'm telling you, buses are very interesting. extremely interesting, especially the people you can find there, and i don't mean a cute girl.
like yesterday. it was interesting. i saw this man who somehow could not keep his eyes of the girls on the bus. and i was like "what the hell?!". so i was like staring at him, and he didn't notice, mainly cause he was starting at women. and it was so obvious. he was like glued to them and i cannot believe no one else noticed. crazy fool
also on yesterday. my sister met a crazy bus driver. see she didn't bring her EZ-Link card but she was in her school uniform. but the bus driver insisted that she paid 90c cause she didn't have her EZ-link card. like what the hell? attitude problem. money isn't really a problem. just that the guy had an attitude problem. what i would have done was gone down the bus, take down the license plate and complain. but my sis just paid the 90c.
speaking of bus drivers.... they are known as "Bus Captains" now. which brings me to a topic which i have long thought about.
TITLES
yeah. titles. you know job titles. like "Bus Captain". that's a title. then again, if a bus driver is called a "Bus Captain", then wouldn't we have "Taxi Captains", "MRT Captains" and the likes? then if that's the case, what would a captain of a ship be called? what's higher than a captain? hmmm... worth giving a thought huh? i'm sorry but i can't help being philosophical.
i'm just joking.
but then we have various titles. like what's the purpose? i say it's to attract job-seekers.
one title i pose to all you people. "Hygiene Manager" or "Hygiene Technician".
sounds good huh? you wanna be one?
well although "Hygiene Manager" sounds big and all, it essentially means toilet cleaner. bummer huh? imagine a job seeker who is a university graduate, with say a management degree or the likes. and he sees the ad in Classified from say ABC Inc. and he goes: "whoa! ABC Inc. big company! they want a Hygiene Manager! i'm gonna be a friggin manager! wheee!". so he goes for the interview and wonders to himself: "why they don't want to see my cert?"
oh course he's presented with his job and what do you think? confirm tu lan one lah!
that's a Singaporean for you. the title MANAGER is like gold. brings sparkles to their eyes, only to realise that their real job is to make toilets sparkle.
that's why i'm telling all of you, MANAGER does not really mean you MANAGE. unless of course you find managing a toilet real management. then i seriously have nothing to say.
heh.
i really suggest no one sings the next song but i like it. haha. just has some drug references and i assure you i don't take crack or the likes.
Because Of You - Neyo
[Verse 1:]
Want to, but I can’t help it
I love the way it feels,
It’s got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real
I need it when I want it, I want it when I don’t
Tell myself I’ll stop everyday, knowin’ that I won't
[Bridge:]
I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it
I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is true
Baby, you have become my addiction, I’m so strung out on you
I can barely move but I like it
[Chorus:]
And it’s all because of you [3X]
And it’s all because…
Never get enough,
She’s the sweetest drug
[Verse 2:]
Think of it every second
I can't get nothing done,
Only concern is the next time, I’m gonna get me some
Know I should stay away from, cause it's no good for me
I try and try but my obsession wont let me leave
[Bridge:]
I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it
I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is true
Baby, you have become my addiction, I’m so strung out on you
I can barely move but I like it
[Chorus:]
And it’s all because of you (all because of you) [3X]
And it’s all because…
Never get enough,
She’s the sweetest drug
Ain’t no doubt, so strung out [2X]
Over you, over you, over you
Because of you,
And it’s all because of you,
Never get enough
She’s the sweetest drug, she’s the sweetest drug
posted @ 9:39 PM |