so let's talk about idealism. this is just crazy. we see so many people chasing their ideals. like chasing money, chasing fame, chasing girls/guys (whatever your case is), chasing dreams, Chasing Cars (pun totally intended) blah blah blah.
so wait. is it possible to get what you deem ideal? i mean, let's talk about me. like duh, cause i don't know what the hell you guys out there think. my ideal car is a Lamborghini Gallardo which looks something like this:
i'm telling you. the only Lamborghini Gallardo i will probably get in my life is one of those toy cars you can get in the childrens' department which is used to comfort yourself just cause you can't get a Lamborghini Gallardo. so you buy the [toy] car, then lock yourself in the room and wallow in self-pity. kinda screwed up.
just this example alone proves to you that: don't set your hopes too high. you probably won't get half of what you think is ideal. so. since you will get about half, and if you want to get say a Lamborghini Gallardo, aim for 2 Rolls Royces.
moral of the story? wait. there wasn't even a story....
Guide to having a modestly successful life (adapted from CC)
1) When faced with 2 life-altering decisions, always choose the one that seems more difficult.
2) Read the newspapers. Everyday.
3) Learn to gamble a bit. Not only in the lottery. But also in your daily doings.
4) If your boss doesn’t like you, resign.
5) Integrity is great. But money is even better.
6) Study hard you f***ing idiot.
7) Behave like a leader to those people you want to be in charge of one day. So that you will be.
8) If you have many enemies and are doing well, you’re probably on the right track.
9) If you have no enemies, and your life is stagnant - something must be wrong.
10) Stingy people should be avoided like the plague. Don’t be stingy.
11) If you’re a guy, do guy things (car worship, football watching, babe ogling). Don’t be gay.
12) Find a job that makes money. Money does buy happiness in the form of plasma televisions.
13) There’s no such thing as an unhappy doctor. Consider this a career option.
14) Laziness is like leprosy. Snap out of it.
i kinda liked the last one.
and yet another item adapted from CC.
but it has my own stuff
No urge to visit the following
1) Zimbabwee
2) Somewhere six feet under
3) Minefield in Cambodia
4) Changi Prison (unless it's really just visiting)
5) Some cheap cinema for dirty old men
6) Some house where you play a nice little game with a nice old man called Jigsaw
7) Kazakhstan
8) Daniel's lion den with the lions still inside
ok. i'm just being totally random.
today was good. ummm.....
uhhh...
today was good....
yeahhh....
posted @ 8:37 PM |